oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
