She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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