I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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