I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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