There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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