my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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