i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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