"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
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