id be glad to
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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