So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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