i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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