Do you still have your period?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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