I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize