she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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