Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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