I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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