Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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