last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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