Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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