i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Randomize
