honey bunches of taint.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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