Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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