PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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