Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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