I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Please, let me fuck your mom
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I AM VODKA MAN
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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