: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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