Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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