Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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