is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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