Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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