so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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