i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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