I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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