He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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