I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I feel like abortions should bother me more
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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