I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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