Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I think I am morally bankrupt
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
