i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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