Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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