New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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