i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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