Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My first STD was from a foam party
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Randomize
