Dual....:-)
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
its not stalking. its research.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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