told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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