i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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