Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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