Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
my liver is dry heaving
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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