So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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