We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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