so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Randomize
