Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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