Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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