YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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