he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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