you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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