Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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