she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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