D3 body, D1 cock
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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