addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Randomize
